Fried rice with pork called Khao Pat Moo in the Thai language, or Khao Pat Gai for Chicken fried rice. In a most annoying stereotype almost every Thai restaurant will assume you, being a foreigner, will only eat Fried Rice and will tell you your order is Khao Pat xxx. Very annoying when you want to eat something a little more tasty, even more annoying when your foreign friends look about nervously and say “No, no, I’ll just have the fried rice” (just to be safe)….

I mean you would not want to go to a new country, or even live in that country for 10+ years and never eat the local cuisine because of fear. Fear of eating something too spicy, fear of getting a stomach bug, fear of getting a plate of food that you did not like the taste of. Imagine that. Living in fear of a plate of rice…. retarded.

So anyway here is the recipe for fried rice that you can mishandle anyway you wish at home and try and scare your friends and family with…