We’ve been camping in the living room. Without kidding. It’s a shame really. Do you think the apartment complex would notice if I started a campfire and roasted marshmallows in our living room tonight? Maybe they could deal with the water damage while they were putting out the fire?

I ate Homemade Chicken Nuggets last night. I’m sitting on the couch today waiting for maintenance. I figure like this, if I keep eating fried food and being a couch potato, I’ll soon be big enough to go sit on the management people and squish them until they send someone to destinkify my apartment.